27 June 2008

Are you Sure It's a Gay Bar?

From The Onion, America's finest news source.
Name Of Gay Bar Should Have Been Clearer
CHICAGO—After accidentally walking into a gay bar Monday, Jeff Pierce, 23, said the name of the establishment failed to clearly telegraph its orientation. "I can see how Rods sounds gay," Pierce said, "but it's just not as crystal-clear as it could be." Pierce urged the bar's owner to consider changing the name, suggesting The Manhole or Big Throbbing Homo Cocks.
And why did this make me laugh my ass off? Because when I lived in San Francisco there was a gay bar called "The White Swallow." Izzat clear enough?

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